It’s Time for a Change!
“VOTE FOR ME IN 2012 AS YOUR NEW PRESIDENT”
Well it’s about that time again folks. That’s right it’s almost time for the 2012 Presidential Election, and guess what? The Master Poet is running for office! I time’s for a change people. I plan to implement must needed changes to our government. Vote for me and I won’t let you down!
With over twenty years of military experience I will provide our country with the leadership it desires. Plus I can provide a birth certificate. It’s in my safe.
As your president I promise you the following:
- Free Bunny
- Free Honey
- Free Honey Bunny
- Free Funny Money
As your president I will “balance” out our government by offering everyone free bunny filters and a million dollars (in Monopoly money that is). So vote for poet! The Master Poet!